you know what’s cute
a baby fucking ocelot
blue is the warmest color … orange is the new black … the Lesbians are corrupting our innocent children’s favorite colors …
That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up
That gif is literally perfect
the nurse gave me some valium before my surgery so i wouldn’t have a panic attack when they tried to put me under and just when it was starting to kick in i met my anesthesiologist, who told me I have the same name as his kid and I just nodded thoughtfully and said ‘we must battle so i can become the alpha’ and my dad nearly fell out of his chair he was laughing so hard
i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.
How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up